![]() ![]() That’s high school principal after a food fight vibe. That is the Joe Biden I remember! That is the Joe Biden we stole this election for - I mean, voted for!” - STEPHEN COLBERT “ Say hello to my two friends, ‘liberty’ and ‘fair play.’ I’m going to beat the defecation out of ya!” - STEPHEN COLBERT The Punchiest Punchlines (One Year Later Edition) Since when is downing a KFC family bucket doing ‘nothing?’ He was working hard, and he had the chicken sweats to prove it.” - STEPHEN COLBERT ![]() “Defecating? That is a very delicate, presidential and high-minded way to describe MAGA maniacs smearing poop on the walls: ‘These ignoble miscreants absconded with Madam Speaker’s rostrum, set alight their cannabis cigarillos and besmirched these hallowed corridors with their human detritus! The fecal matter - the fecal matter had truly hit the oscillator!’” - STEPHEN COLBERTīiden also chastised Donald Trump for sitting idly by in a private White House dining room, “doing nothing for hours.” 6, detailing the horrific actions of Trump supporters that day, including “literally defecating in the hallways.” ET on CBS.Colbert recapped President Biden’s address regarding the events of Jan. ![]() It’s impossible to understand, and I just wish it would end, which turns out is the beginning. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert airs weekday evenings at 11:35 p.m. Stephen Colbert If this pandemic were a movie, it would be Tenet, the Late Show host said. 6, citing it as “a simple protest” that “got out of hand.”īeing an equal opportunity jokester, he wrapped up the speech doting a bit on President Joe Biden’s weekend bike incident. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is an American late-night news and liberal political satire talk show hosted by Stephen Colbert, which premiered on. They aired clips of a recent rally where the former President not only claimed he invented the word “conveyor belt” while insulting former Vice President Mike Pence but he continued to downplay the events of Jan. The final stretch of the monologue mentioned today’s hearing’s focused on Trump’s alleged attempt to essentially steal electorate votes in his favor. And it obscenely trivializes the service and courage the Capitol police showed on that terrible day.”īut the laughs tracked back in when he sarcastically suggested that perhaps “there was a vast conspiracy to overthrow the government with a rubber Rottweiler.” Colbert then jokingly reminded everyone the night of the arrests was the 50th anniversary of the Watergate break-in asking, “Are we supposed to believe that was a coincidence? Yes.” He then lists the various macabre muppet acts throughout history including The Great Muppet Caper and the infamous riots of Fraggle Rock. He called the comparison between the heinous acts of sedition on that day and what his staffers were doing “a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died. (CBS) - The Late Show With Stephen Colbert has announced that Jon Stewart will be Stephen Colberts first in-studio guest on Monday, June 14th when the show returns to the Ed Sullivan. Taking a more serious tone, Colbert surmised that certain news organizations would rather discuss this story than the actual Jan. Instead, he reduced the act to exactly what it was: “hijinks with intent to goof.” He then dismissed the notion that anyone was present to commit an unlawful act to disrupt the lawful transfer of power following a legit election. “First of all – what? Second of all – huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” Colbert exclaimed. Colbert comically ripped these accusations to shreds. The news reports alleged the staffers were there without permission and attempted an insurrection of their own. On the final day of taping, they were collecting extra footage, which Colbert described as “first-degree puppetry,” when they were apprehended by Capitol police. According to Colbert, the workers and Triumph had been cleared to not only interview the subjects but had access to conduct the interviews in their offices. The interviews, which were already agreed upon by statesmen on both sides of the aisle, focused on their thoughts on the current hearings regarding the Jan. Colbert explained his writers were conducting interviews with congressional staff in the office building across the street from the Capitol building. ![]()
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